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It's a Hold Up!

Cub #1: There's been a robbery in my backyard!
Cub #2: What happened?
Cub #1: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.

 
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Cub #1: There's been a robbery in my backyard!
Cub #2: What happened?
Cub #1: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.

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Spots

Cub #1: I see green, yellow, and blue spots in front of my eyes.
Cub #2: Have you seen a doctor?
Cub #1: No, just green, yellow, and blue spots.

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Cub #1: I see green, yellow, and blue spots in front of my eyes.
Cub #2: Have you seen a doctor?
Cub #1: No, just green, yellow, and blue spots.

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Bison

 What did the Daddy Buffalo say to his kid when he left for work this morning?

I don’t know... what? 

Bison!

What did the Daddy Buffalo say to his kid when he left for work this morning?

I don’t know... what? 

Bison! 

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R2-D2

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Art

Art who?

R2-D2!

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Art

Art who?

R2-D2!

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Owls Say

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Owls say

Owls say who?

Yes, they do.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Owls say

Owls say who?

Yes, they do.

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Cooking Merit Badge Joke

Dylan: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Jack: How?
Dylan: He makes good use of his thyme!

Dylan: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Jack: How?
Dylan: He makes good use of his thyme!

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Fly Joke

Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?

A: He was afriad of the world wide web.

Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?

A: He was afriad of the world wide web.

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Knock Knock Honey

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.

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Knock, Knock Lettuce

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
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Knock, Knock. Who

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
That's what an owl says!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
That's what an owl says!
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Knock, Knock. Canoe!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play today!?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play today!?
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Viking Joke

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

By norse code!

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

By norse code!

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You Don't Say

Run On

Scout 1: Pretending to talk on the phone... "You don't say... you don't say... you don't say!"

Scout 2: "Who was that?"

Scout 1: "I don't know... they didn't say!"

Run Off

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