What did the Daddy Buffalo say to his kid when he left for work this morning?
I don’t know... what?
Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. My ghoul-friend!
How much room does a fungus need to grow?
As mushroom as possible!
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Dylan: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Dylan: He makes good use of his thyme!
Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afriad of the world wide web.
Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
A. When he catches a fly!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
Cow's Don't Go Who! They Go Moo!
Canoe help me with my homework?
Ice Cream Who?
Ice Cream every time I see a ghost!